WHERE? John Ahern Field, Cambridge, MA. Just like… the other four?
WHEN? 12PM. Except knowing us we’re probably not gonna play till 1, which is exactly why we said 12… so… 1.
WHY? Because we like street hockey…? Oh, you mean the photo of Tomas Kaberle. Well I forgot where I saved the original Stanley Keg logo and needed some filler, and this just seemed like the most appropriate available picture. Deal with it.
CAN I PLAY? Yes. Just show up. Preferably with your own equipment. (And, if you own one, an Atlanta Thrashers home jersey from last season. Don’t ask.)
WHAT IF I DON’T HAVE ANY? You seriously don’t have a hockey stick?
NOPE. Christ. Fine, there will probably be a spare, somewhere. You inconsiderate jerk.